Papa Spüge
Too Old to Rock and Roll?????
Not The Big Monkey!
Born in 1960, he flirted with guitars off and on for 20 years. In 1996 an old Harmony (penguin head) presented itself. Six months later the first original was born- Free As I Can Be an instrumental, concieved in a dream, is an outstanding blend of harmony and structure.
Now a member of B.M.I. Spüge spends his time working in his new home studio.
The current project - Contributing To The Delinquency Of A Moron,should be ready for release in mid 2003.
Jizzmö Spüge
Born in California(1982),Jizzmö got serious with the guitar two years ago. He made his professional debut with Spüge at the New Year's Eve 2002 gig at Changing Times in Beaumont. What a performance!!
Jeröld Spüge
Jeröld is one of the house monkeys. He doesn't tour very far with us, because he has a day gig. You will find Jeröld at the local branch of the bank, where he works as a loan officer.
He may start touring with us again when he finds that everyone around here has borrowed enough money to get everything they could possibly need for the rest of their natural lives.
Cüzin Öscar
Cüzin Öscar sometimes isn't available for touring either. He may be a guest of the county for the next 3 to 5 months. Seems his day gig as a butterfly catcher causes him a lot of stress which requires some serious down time on occasion.
We hope he is doing well and doesn't wear out his picking hand.
Üncle Lëfty
Üncle Lëfty is getting a little slow about touring. However, we can't keep him away for long. He's now a retired truck driver. He used to haul bananas from the plantations of Alberta and Saskatoon. We think he probably has a few more trips left in him, but Aünty sez it's time for him to pack it in.
Üncle Jöse
Üncle Jöse plays with great style and verve. He likes the traditional songs of the land of his youth, Pine Keys Float. We think he has some more talent than he is willing to show with the youngsters, just because he doesn't want to embarrass them.
He is not always on the stage because, regrettably, he must perform some government work for one of those agencies with only three letters in it's name. He has a marvelous collection of very quiet firearms.
Jönah Spüge
Every band needs a good solid beat to bring it all together. We get ours from Jönah whenever he's available. He's not always here because he has a lucrative contract as a glove model.
Rävenswööd
Rävenswööd is the head of our road crew. He does an excellent job of getting the bands gear down the road, safely and on time for every gig. He was trained as a driver by one of the best in the business, our very own Üncle Lëfty.
Leönard
Leönard came to us with a useful skill. He's one of the most skilled technicians in the lighting field. They are called 'gaffers' in most parts of the entertainment industry, but none of us can say that with a straight face. We just call him 'Leönard the Light Guy'
Üncle Wïlmer
Üncle Wïlmer has finally consented to join us on a part time basis. He's usually found in front of his TV, watching the Playboy channel and rubbing his organ. You can see his organ has a nice glossy shine!
Cüzin Jäzön
Cüzin Jäzön is useful when we're on the road. Occasionally the bus is kind of fussy and we end up hiking from gig to gig. He helps us keep in time and step, well as much in step as a bunch of individual thinking musicians can be.
Brüdda Büd
Your humble webmaster is known as Brüdda Büd. I do my best to keep this web site straight, but it sometimes brings to mind that old saying, something about monkeys and a football.
Cüzin Öswald
Cüzin Öswald is part of the next generation of the band. He's learning to play the ocarina and humazoo. At least that's we think he has pinned up behind his ears.
